Holiday blues

Morning Fossil, said Phil.

Morning Phil, said Fossil.

Where have you been Phil? Said Fossil.

I have been on holiday Fossil, said Phil.

Listen up Fossil,

Let me tell you all about it.

I don't want to hear about your old holiday Phil, Said Fossil.

All I know is, I was left here on my own with those goats!

Those goats have driven me mad, Phil, mad I say.

You've been sunning yourself on a beach somewhere

And I have had to manage single handed!

It's been bedlam Phil, bedlam, said Fossil.

I am so sorry to hear all about this Fossil, said Phil.

So sorry indeed.

Of course I won't talk about my holiday.

That would be most unfair.

Most unfair to tell you what a lovely time I have had.

I promise I won't talk about my holiday at all.

But I will just show you my best sunbathing position!

Indeed said Fossil.