Morning Fossil, said Phil.
Morning Phil, said Fossil.
Where have you been Phil? Said Fossil.
I have been on holiday Fossil, said Phil.
Listen up Fossil,
Let me tell you all about it.
I don't want to hear about your old holiday Phil, Said Fossil.
All I know is, I was left here on my own with those goats!
Those goats have driven me mad, Phil, mad I say.
You've been sunning yourself on a beach somewhere
And I have had to manage single handed!
It's been bedlam Phil, bedlam, said Fossil.
I am so sorry to hear all about this Fossil, said Phil.
So sorry indeed.
Of course I won't talk about my holiday.
That would be most unfair.
Most unfair to tell you what a lovely time I have had.
I promise I won't talk about my holiday at all.
But I will just show you my best sunbathing position!
Indeed said Fossil.
