Aga saga

Bonjour Fossil, said Phil.

Bonjour Phil, said Fossil.

I have just had an aga installed in our shed Phil, said Fossil.

Oooh! An aga, said Phil. That's brilliant.

I can't wait to see it Fossil.

I can't wait to try it out.

Will it do for our parties?

Will it enrich our lives?

Can I plug my i-pod into it?

Does it make a noise?

I am so excited Fossil, I just can't bear it!

Fossil, said Phil, what is an aga?

It's a type of oven, said Fossil.

I've gone with a traditional cream colour.

Oooh, a traditional cream colour, said Phil.

Yes that's right Phil, said Fossil,

A traditional cream colour.

If you look back to our shed

You should just see it.

An aga, said Phil.

Well I never thought we'd have one of those.

It's a big oven isn't it Fossil.

Yes, said Fossil it is a big oven.

What are we going to cook Fossil, said Phil.

What are we going to cook in our big new oven?

What are we going to cook in our lovely, new, big cream oven?

Roast goat! Said Fossil.