Aga saga

Bonjour Fossil, said Phil.

Bonjour Phil, said Fossil.

I have just had an aga installed in our shed Phil, said Fossil.

Oooh! An aga, said Phil. That's brilliant.

I can't wait to see it Fossil.

I can't wait to try it out.

Will it do for our parties?

Will it enrich our lives?

Can I plug my i-pod into it?

Does it make a noise?

I am so excited Fossil, I just can't bear it!

Fossil, said Phil, what is an aga?

It's a type of oven, said Fossil.

I've gone with a traditional cream colour.

Oooh, a traditional cream colour, said Phil.

Yes that's right Phil, said Fossil,

A traditional cream colour.

If you look back to our shed

You should just see it.

An aga, said Phil.

Well I never thought we'd have one of those.

It's a big oven isn't it Fossil.

Yes, said Fossil it is a big oven.

What are we going to cook Fossil, said Phil.

What are we going to cook in our big new oven?

What are we going to cook in our lovely, new, big cream oven?

Roast goat! Said Fossil.

Le weekend

Bonjour Fossil, said Phil.

Bonjour Phil, said Fossil.

Time to go to our French conversation class, said Phil.

Time to go to our French conversation class? Said Fossil.

But I haven't done my homework Phil.

Haven't done your homework Fossil?

Never mind, just get ready.

Just get your beret on and let's go.

Indeed, said Fossil.

I am ready to go!

Dreaming

It's no good Fossil, I just can't go on, said Phil.

Can't go on Phil? Said Fossil.

No! I can't go on said Phil.

I have been so busy today Fossil, said Phil.

So busy that I just can't go on!

Well! I don't know about that said Fossil.

Busy you say? I will tell you about busy.

This morning alone I have been on a flower arranging course.

A flower arranging course? Said Phil.

Yes, said Fossil, look what I have made.

Oooh. Very nice Fossil, said Phil,

What else have you done?

Well, said Fossil, I have also completely re-wired the shed.

Re- wired the shed? Said Phil.

Yes Phil, re-wired the shed.

I have put 3 phase power out there so we can run all our computers

All our computers and our own server.

Oooh, all our computers, said Phil.

And our own server?

What will he be serving Fossil?

Will he be serving pink champagne?

Not that kind of server Phil, said Fossil!

Don't go off in a dream!

I am going off in a dream Fossil, I am.

I am dreaming of our own server.

Our own server with pink champagne!

Indeed, said Fossil.