UKIP

Morning Fossil, said Phil.

Morning Phil, said Fossil.

I am just wondering which party you are going to vote for? Said Phil.

Vote for? Said Fossil.

Yes, said Phil, which political party are you going to vote for in the next general election.

I am not sure, said Fossil.

I am just going to chew this post while I think.

I know, said Fossil, I know which party I am going to vote for!

It came to me in a dream.

Phil, I am going to vote for UKIP!

UKIP? Said Phil.

Yes, said Fossil, UKIP.

But what does UKIP mean Fossil? Said Phil.

It means U KANT INVADE our PASTURE, Phil.

That's what it means.

I am going to vote for that

And those goats will have to listen!

Those goats will have to do as they are told, said Phil,

Once and for all!

Indeed, said Fossil.