Phil tries to tell a joke

Fossil, Fossil, said Phil.

I have a funny joke to tell you.

Can I whisper it in your ear?

I will whisper it in your ear, said Phil, 

And you will fall down laughing.

No I wont! said Fossil.

Whisper it in your own ear.

I wont fall down laughing, Phil.

I don't want to hear your old joke!

Well, said Phil, you are not a very good friend Fossil.

I am going to tell my funny joke to someone.

I am going to tell it to Puppy.

I will whisper it in her ear.

I will whisper it in her ear and

She will fall down laughing!

I wont fall down laughing, said Puppy.

You are not going to whisper your joke in my ear!

Whisper it in your own ear!

Well,said Phil, you are not a good friend.

I am going to tell the goats my funny joke.

The goats will be my good friends.

They will listen to my funny joke.

I will whisper it in their ears said Phil

And they will fall down laughing.

We wont fall down laughing, said the goats.

You will not whisper your joke in our ears!

Whisper it in your own ear!

Right! said Phil. I will whisper the joke in my own ear.

I will fall down laughing!

Indeed, said Fossil.