Goats learn to queue

Hello goats said Fossil and Phil.

Hello Fossil and Phil said the goats.

What are you doing? Said Fossil and Phil.

We are learning to queue said the goats.

Carry on dancing

Come on Fossil, said Phil.

We are going to learn a new dance.

What is it called Phil? said Fossil.

It's called the Hokey Cokey!

You put your right foot in

You put your right foot out.

Come on Nog. Come on Puppy

Put your right foot in

Your right foot out.

In out in out. . . 

Shake it all about.

Indeed, said Fossil.

Nog

Look fossil. Look Phil.

I am the under dog.

Said Nog.

Puppy has a plan

Fossil, Phil, said Puppy,

Come over here.

I have a plan said Puppy.

A plan? Said Phil

Yes a plan said Puppy.

A plan to do what? Said Fossil.

A plan to get away from those goats.

Get away from those goats once and for all.

Listen quickly before the little white goat gets here.

What are you whispering to Fossil and Phil?

Said the little white goat.

Nothing, said Puppy.

I am just having a little lay down.

I am having a little lay down

Because I am tired.

I am only a little puppy, said Puppy.

Peek-a-boo

Peek-a-boo Fossil, said Phil.

What are you talking about? Said Fossil.

I am playing Peek-a-boo, said Phil.

I am playing Peek-a-boo with you, Fossil.

I don't think so said Fossil.

I don't want to play Peek-a-boo.

We do! Said the goats.

Indeed said Fossil.

Phil and Fossil learn to dance

I feel like dancing said Fossil

That's good, said Phil, because I feel like dancing too.

How do we start Fossil? Said Phil.

I am not sure said Fossil.

Maybe this way? 

No, said Phil, I think it goes like this.

We are going to do the soft shoe shuffle.

But we have got hard shoes said Fossil.

Never mind that said Phil.

I think we are very good dancers.

Indeed said Fossil.

Phil guards his grass

Move over Phil, said Fossil.

I want to eat that bit of grass.

Go away Fossil. This is my bit of grass.

This is my bit of grass. And I am guarding it.

You can't guard grass said Fossil!

Oh yes I can, said Phil.

I am going to guard this grass.

No one else is going to eat it.

I am going to sneak round the back, said Fossil.

I am going to sneak round the back and eat that grass.

You are worse than the goats said Phil.

Indeed said Fossil.

Hello said cat

Phil? said Fossil.

Yes Fossil, said Phil.

There is no room in this field for any more animals.

I agree said Phil.

It is very crowded these days.

This is our field said Fossil.

I don't like it too crowded.

I concur, said Phil.

I don't like it too crowded either.

Room for a small one, said Cat.

Phil goes into hiding

I am fed up with you all, said Phil.

I am going to go into hiding.

I am going to hide under here and you won't see me.

Hide under there? Said the goats.

Hide under there? Said Fossil.

Yes, said Phil, I am going to hide under here.

I am going to hide under here and you won't see me!

Of course we can see you said Fossil.

Phil tries to tell a joke

Fossil, Fossil, said Phil.

I have a funny joke to tell you.

Can I whisper it in your ear?

I will whisper it in your ear, said Phil, 

And you will fall down laughing.

No I wont! said Fossil.

Whisper it in your own ear.

I wont fall down laughing, Phil.

I don't want to hear your old joke!

Well, said Phil, you are not a very good friend Fossil.

I am going to tell my funny joke to someone.

I am going to tell it to Puppy.

I will whisper it in her ear.

I will whisper it in her ear and

She will fall down laughing!

I wont fall down laughing, said Puppy.

You are not going to whisper your joke in my ear!

Whisper it in your own ear!

Well,said Phil, you are not a good friend.

I am going to tell the goats my funny joke.

The goats will be my good friends.

They will listen to my funny joke.

I will whisper it in their ears said Phil

And they will fall down laughing.

We wont fall down laughing, said the goats.

You will not whisper your joke in our ears!

Whisper it in your own ear!

Right! said Phil. I will whisper the joke in my own ear.

I will fall down laughing!

Indeed, said Fossil.

Phil feels jaunty

I feel jaunty today, said Phil.

Jaunty? Said Fossil.

Yes, jaunty, said Phil. I have a spring in my step.

I have decided to enjoy life and not worry about those goats.

Enjoy life and not worry about those goats? Said Fossil.

Yes, said Phil, I am going to enjoy the day and not worry about those goats.

If you say so, said Fossil, but those goats are a nuisance you know.

Oh I don't think so, said Phil, I think they are just misunderstood!

Misunderstood? Said Fossil, you must be mad.

Look!

Follow my leader

Hello, said Nog, today we are going to play follow my leader.

Come on Fossil, said Nog, follow me.

We will play said the goats.

Wait for us said Fossil and Phil.

We want to play follow my leader too.

I don't want to play said Puppy.

I am going to sit here!

Fossil and Phil go on a picnic

Come on Fossil, said Phil, we are going to have a picnic.

A picnic? Said Fossil.

Yes Fossil a picnic, said Phil.

Come on Fossil, I have hidden it over here.

Over here where the goats can't see.

We have got tasty apples and carrots said fossil.

Yes, they are tasty said Phil, eat up before you know who turns up!

We have turned up! Said the little white goat.

We are going to eat up all your picnic.

I am so cross with those goats, said Phil.

Me too, said Fossil. They have eaten all of our picnic.

Oh don't be cross Phil, don't be cross Fossil. 

We love you, said the little white goat.

Indeed said Fossil.

Fossil and Phil do their chores

We have a lot to do today Fossil, said Phil.

What are we up to? Said Fossil.

We are going to do our chores, said Phil.

I don't like the sound of that said Fossil.

Let me help you get your coat off then we will get started, said Phil.

First we are going to tidy the stable said Phil.

I will put the old straw outside said Fossil.

Well done Fossil, said Phil, we will get the stable all tidy.

All tidy before the goats come? Said Fossil.

Yes, said Phil, all tidy before the goats come.

Look at this! Said Fossil and Phil.

Our stable is immaculately tidy now.

Not any more said the goats.

We said we would be a nuisance said the goats.

Indeed said Fossil.

Phil tries something drastic

I am trying something drastic Fossil, said Phil.

Something drastic Phil? Said Fossil.

I am learning to climb, said Phil.

Why are you climbing? Said Fossil.

I am climbing out of the way of those goats, Fossil.

Those goats are a nuisance.

I am going to climb right out of their way!

I am going to find you, said the little white goat.

I think you are up this tree!

Oh no I am not, said Phil.

I think you are said the little white goat.

Oh come down from there Phil, said Fossil, before something drastic happens.

Something drastic has happened said Phil.

Fossil, I am stuck!

Indeed said Fossil.

Going this way and that

Fossil, Fossil said Phil.

What is the matter Phil said Fossil?

I don't know which way to turn Fossil, said Phil.

I feel all this way and that!

This way and that Phil? Said Fossil.

Those goats have done that to you!

No good will come of those goats.

They said they were going to be a nuisance.

Look into my eyes! Said the little brown goat.

The magic tree

Hurry up Fossil said Phil.

Let's stand under our magic tree.

Let's stand under our magic tree and make a wish, said Fossil.

What shall we wish for Fossil? Said Phil.

What do you think, said Fossil,

We are going to wish that the goats were not here!

It hasn't worked Fossil, said Phil.

Indeed said Fossil.

Balancing act

Hey Fossil. Hey Phil.

We are doing our best balancing, said the gang.

We.can do this

And this.

That's nothing said Phil, I can do this!

Indeed, said Fossil.